“How Do You Wipe Your Butt?” The Fad of Extremely Long Nails

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In the world of fashion and beauty, sporting longer-than-long nails has solidified its place as more than just a passing craze. Moreover, viewing this phenomenon leaves many people with some questions: How do you take care of your kids with your nails so long? Can you even function with extremely long nails? Furthermore, what we have noticed to be the most compelling question is, “How do you wipe your butt?” We will be doing our best to help you understand the trend as well as how people can function while wearing extremely long nails. 

Exploring the Fascination of Extremely Long Nails

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Trends come and go but nails are forever. No, nails will not literally be there or stay on your hands forever, but they are a trend that stands the test of time. Wearing extremely long nails seems to be a trend that has picked up some traction in recent years. Long nails have gained popularity as a form of self-expression and, in some cases, exude cultural influence. However, as impressive as they are, they also have become the butt of the joke, especially with the usual round-up of questions that follow when people see such long nails. So, let’s delve in and get these questions answered for you all!

Nail FAQs Finally Addressed 

We are going to start with some of the easier questions that we have come across. Here are the top three frequently asked questions about long nails and their answers. 

 Q1. How do those who wear long nails manage tasks like typing or picking up small objects? 

A1. First and foremost, we struggle to pick up coins when they drop, so there is a possibility it might just stay right where it dropped! Here is a tip: begin by grabbing the coin from the edge of your nail to get a good grip. As for typing, instead of using the tips of your fingers, you will use the tips of your nails. The only real issue with that is your typing speed may be slower but let’s be real; if you know you need to be able to type quickly, then having extremely long nails is not for you! 
 
Q2. Do extremely long nails impact hand hygiene and cleanliness? 

A2. Quite frankly, yes it does. You can’t just go from wiping your butt to cutting up some celery and carrots. Obviously, when washing your hands wearing longer nails, you will have to put in some extra effort when cleaning underneath your fingernails. Most people who wear longer nails use nail scrub brushes with soap and water to clean under them. Some examples of when to use them include cooking/eating food that requires you to use your hands, changing baby diapers, and of course, wiping your butt. 
 
Speaking of wiping your butt… We saved the answer to your favorite question for last. 
 
Q3. How do you wipe your butt with those long nails? 

A3. Now we are going to get serious with you all. This question is absolutely ridiculous and anyone with long nails is completely tired of being asked this question. At this point, the answer is common sense: there is no way we are walking around with dirty butts and filthy fingernails just because they are long! The key is in the technique. We will gladly give you an idea of how to get yourself clean with extremely long nails. 

Step-By-Step Details on How to Wipe Your Butt with Extremely Long Nails

Step 1: To start, wrap toilet tissue around the tips of your fingernails and make sure there is enough to cover your whole nails. 
Step 2: Get a good grip on the toilet tissue then get on back there and wipe until fully clean. 
Step 3: (Optional) To ensure you are completely clean, use a baby wipe.

Finally. you can walk away confidently knowing you have successfully cleaned your butt using your extremely long nails as an assist. We are glad to be able to answer these engrossing questions for you all. Be sure to keep your fingernails and your butts clean!

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